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Music Humor
Buddy and Hopkins is all about music humor! If you need more than your weekly dose of music cartoons to get you through the week with a smile, here are some of Buddy and Hopkins' favorite music jokes. Tell them to your friends and bandmates and have a laugh! I've scoured the internet for only the funny music jokes! Enjoy!

"I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I've been arrested three times for practicing." -Steven Wright

funny music

Q: Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
A: It took two hours to get the drummer out.

Q: Know how to make a million dollars singing blues?
A: Start with two million.

Q: What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
A: The stage is level.

Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him some printed music.

Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed?

music jokes

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.

Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?

musician humor

The annoying drums
This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool." He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums. He tries to go to sleep, yet he hears drums.

This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can't sleep at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk.

When he gets there, he asks the manager, "Hey! What's with these drums. Don't they ever stop? I can't get any sleep."

The manager says, "No! Drums must never stop. It's very bad if drums stop."

"Why?"

"When drums stop...bass solo begins."


       

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